1.)  Money.  It’s been slightly all consuming and far too stressing.  I figured out that after my expenses - childcare, gas, food, etc. - and taxes, I am making $19 a day working.  Nineteen mother fucking dollars, ya’ll.  Laugh or cry.  Laugh or cry.  It’s making me fairly hysterical.  I wish that I was getting […]

Leather seats.  They are quite pretty, right?  Cool maybe?  My Camry is the gold version, dahling.  Ugh.  Please.  Not nearly gold enough, baby.  And really… though it has leather seats,  it’s still just a Camry.
The seat warming device.  It’s so fucking novel that you’ve got to love it.  Everyone likes toasty biscuits when it’s cold […]

While at the Dr’s office today, a fellow mother of a three-year-old, with whom Duncan was getting along splendidly, told me that they were there to have him assessed for ADD.
I was quite horrified.  More horrified than when she’d asked if Duncan was potty trained and I’d said - but of course, he’s almost four.  […]

Things that are keeping me amused today :
A bedazzled phone.
 
A kid in Great Gatsby garb.
 
Cry-Baby. 
 
 

Guy : Did you hear about the guy
Me :  What are you talking about?
Guy : Did you hear about the guy that went to Amsterdam…
Me : Wait,  is this a story about someone I know?  Was it in the news?  Are you trying to tell a joke?
Guy : Quit interrupting me.
Me :  Well… 
Guy : It’s a fucking […]

So this is me.  With a plant.
I love to garden.  I’m gardening with gusto for the first time this year.  So far it’s only flowers, but I have raised beds that are eagerly awaiting vegetables.  It’s all very exciting.  And maybe Grandmother-esque.   Today I got a plant for the sole reason that the leaves […]