Jan 17th, 2007 by toryssa
I was listening to the radio today and heard a story about a fat panda in a zoo in Thailand. Apparently, he is so fat that they are worried about his mate, that he might hurt her in the act. The plan? To put him on a diet of bamboo leaves and no cookies. When he’s fit enough, they’ll give him some “adult material” to put him back into the mood. They are going to show him videos of other pandas getting it on. Panda porn. Ha!
9 Responses to “panda porn”


Oh my. Panda porn? Heee…
Bwahahaha!
They should also pipe in some music, I suggest Marvin Gaye, LMAO!
This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever read!
what! that’s hilarious!
Oh gawd. That’s silly.
Bwow Chica Bwow Wow! Smack that Panda Ass!
I read this story too, and I think it’s amazing. I also read that some monkeys like monkey porn. In fact, male monkeys will give up food in order to see images of female monkey butt! They are just like men, in other words.
That’s really so fascinating and really so bleck at the same time!