panda porn

I was listening to the radio today and heard a story about a fat panda in a zoo in Thailand. Apparently, he is so fat that they are worried about his mate, that he might hurt her in the act. The plan? To put him on a diet of bamboo leaves and no cookies. When he’s fit enough, they’ll give him some “adult material” to put him back into the mood. They are going to show him videos of other pandas getting it on. Panda porn. Ha!

9 Responses to “panda porn”

  1. on 17 Jan 2007 at 6:40 pm PaintingChef

    Oh my. Panda porn? Heee…

  2. on 17 Jan 2007 at 9:06 pm some girl

    Bwahahaha!

  3. on 18 Jan 2007 at 9:03 am prissymiss

    They should also pipe in some music, I suggest Marvin Gaye, LMAO!

  4. on 18 Jan 2007 at 9:47 am C

    This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever read!

  5. on 18 Jan 2007 at 12:47 pm la vie en rose

    what! that’s hilarious!

  6. on 18 Jan 2007 at 12:47 pm bella

    Oh gawd. That’s silly.

  7. on 18 Jan 2007 at 2:28 pm soapbox.SUPERSTAR

    Bwow Chica Bwow Wow! Smack that Panda Ass!

  8. on 19 Jan 2007 at 8:12 am zydeco fish

    I read this story too, and I think it’s amazing. I also read that some monkeys like monkey porn. In fact, male monkeys will give up food in order to see images of female monkey butt! They are just like men, in other words.

  9. on 23 Jan 2007 at 5:26 am Lisa

    That’s really so fascinating and really so bleck at the same time!