Jun 26th, 2007 by toryssa
Grandma: The new carpet is being installed next week.
Me: You’re getting new carpet? What color?
Grandma: Almost the same color.
Me: (looking down at the green carpet) Hmm…
Grandma: God made a lot of things green. The grass, the trees. And by golly, if it’s good enough for God, it’s good enough for me!
Duncan: Grampa Great, do you like girls?
Grandpa: Umm… some girls are alright.
Duncan: Do you have girlfriends?
Grandpa: I wish! Are you going to marry a girl someday?
Duncan: Hmm. No, probably not.
Grandpa: How come? Don’t you think you deserve a lifetime of torture?
They crack me up.
5 Responses to “conversations with my Grandparents”
HAHAHA!!! Grandpa Great sounds just like my grandpa on my mom’s side - I never once heard him call my grandma by her name - only “WOMAN” - “Woman you are driving me crazy” - HAHAHA
LOL - I think Grampa cracks me up more, that was hysterical!
That is priceless!
Amazing. I can’t imagine my grandma saying anything like that. Fascinating.
Too funny.