The Jolly Green Giant costume went over swimmingly. Everyone knew what he was, which is my biggest fear with home-made costumes. Last year NO ONE got the Vampire Robot. He was called The Sprout a few times, but that’s understandable as he’s only 4 feet tall. One guy told him that […]

I recently met a man. An intelligent, funny, good looking man. Our banter was fast and entertaining. And he wanted to have sex. Sex, he swore would be fantastic, but that was all we was offering.
This lead to an engaged conversation about the merits of, and arguments against, sex for the […]

Britney Spears has some new songs, yes? Which is all fine and well, it’s Britney after all, and I’ve never been a fan. But this one, it’s called Radar…. and over, and over, and over in the song she says, on my raider, then there is an echo on my raider. Radar, […]

I’ve talked about my dog before. About how he gets into trash, and spreads it all over my yard. Not my trash, but other people’s trash. And I kind of hate him for it. It’s not like I don’t try to keep him home, the Big Bastard jumps the fence. […]

I don’t think I’ve ever properly appreciated Hump Day. The very notion of it always returned me to the immature, snickering second grader I once was. She just said said hump. Hump!
I no longer find it hil.fucking.larious, but I will admit to getting a mild kick out of it. […]

I’m really looking forward to Halloween this year. Actually, I think it’s one of the holidays I look forward to every year. The pumpkins to carve, the carmel apples, spiced cider, costumes. Love it.
Duncan is going to be the Jolly Green Giant, which is much for my own amusement. He thinks […]