I made presents!
For my best friend’s boys:

A skull hat with flames. It’s not nearly as cool as a final product as the idea was in my head.

A mohawk hat. Every bit as cool as I had hoped it would be!

A dinosaur hoodie. I only made the spikes, but […]

If only I were a believer…
All the same, my wishlist this year looks something like this.

1.) Darling pearl ring from Etsy
2.) Cashmere yarn, not necessarily this color. In fact, I’m not really a fan of variegated yarn. But, for cashmere, exceptions can be made.
3.) MacBook
4.) Hanae Mori perfume, […]

Duncan told me this morning he caught Goose Pox because he was so cold.
It made me laugh.

I have spent approximately one thousand, one hundred, and thirty-seven days of my life bleeding*. Seemingly, I would be used to it by now. And I am. For the most part. But there are still times that for a split second panic takes over and I’m pretty sure that I might […]

My office Christmas party today was so much fun. Who would have thought I would have a fabulous time with eight women, each at least old enough to be my mother, some my grandmother?
We had it at one of their houses, where we sat on big comfy couches and laughed until […]

My office is having a Christmas do tomorrow and I am supposed to bring one real gift, one joke gift, and some food.
I decided a fruit cake would be a good joke gift, because really, who likes fruit cake? This morning I went to six, SIX! different stores to find a fucking […]