… many joys of motherhood is spending a Friday night cleaning vomit off the living room floor.

I’m looking at new cameras, and I’d like some input.
My qualifications are this: It has to be fast. No thinking about the picture before taking it, just TAKE IT. No click, click, click, buzz, flash. Picture quality is also important, but it doesn’t matter how nice the picture is if by […]

We’ve had a long weekend on the Olympic Peninsula. The weather has been amazing and it’s fucking gorgeous out there. We’ve taken hikes through the rain forest, we’ve fished, we’ve spotted wild animals and basked in the loveliness of the Washington coast.

Today is our last day… I’m not really looking […]

… when someone that has seen you naked says, “I thought you looked a bit familiar.” Christ. Nothing like knowing you are unmemorable for a big fat ego boost on a weekday afternoon. It would have been a little less awesome had it been my old gynecologist rather than an ex-lover. […]

My Own Stupid Fault: Saturday, in the unseasonably, obscenely HOT weather, I got a sunburn. And, as I don’t do anything half-assed, I am in all kinds of pain two days later. After having worn my bathing suit all weekend (it was what I was wearing when I got burned and therefor the […]

That is pretty much a complete thought. I’m also sweat and dirt strewn from working in the garden. Thus far there are cabbages, zucchinis, tomatoes, strawberries, a pumpkin, eggplants, lettuce and some kohlrabi planted. I’ve got seeds for cucumbers, carrots, spinach and yellow squash that I’ve yet to plant and should probably […]