Aug 14th, 2008 by toryssa
I’m going to preface this with the fact that I LOVE this story. So much.
I was talking to a client about income verification but she was having a really hard time understanding what I wanted from her. Because she couldn’t remember where she previously worked. Three months ago. This conversation ensued:
Me: Did you file your taxes last year?
Her: Yes.
Me: Great! Bring in the paperwork you have from that.
Her: Well. I filed, but I never got anything back.
Me:…
Her:…
Me: Did you do them yourself?
Her: No. My best friend’s mom did them for me.
Me: …
Her: She’s a, you know, TAXidermist.
Me: Of course she is.
And I laughed. I couldn’t fucking help it.
I love and hate people for the same reason. And this, it’s just such a perfect example of that reason.
8 Responses to “BRILLIANT”
OMG! I had to share this with my husband who is a avid hunter…he busted out laughing. It’s equally amusing and sad LMAO
WTF? At that point I would have to tell her to just get the fuck out of my office.
I have zero tolerance for stupidity
Well, when she was done getting her taxes done, did she receive some sort of stuffed dead animal? And if so, she should maybe reach her hand up the ass of the aforementioned dead animal and see if her tax statements are up there!
HAHAHA!
Too funny!
I agree with bibi. Completely.
Yes, brilliant indeed!
OMG! I love it! and I loved Misty’s comment!
For being an IGNANT S.F.C. in a country like ours, with access to EVERYTHING (including a FUCKING DICTIONARY!): ALL BENEFITS ARE DENIED…… (just because YOU are “STUCK on STUPID”, doesn’t mean I, or any other taxpayer should HAVE to carry YOUR DUMBASSED LOAD!) == T: That’s what POINTY BOOTS are for…. :)