Dinner at ours

Sep 5th, 2008 by toryssa

After looking down at our dinner plates Duncan proclaimed, “Wow, mom, this chicken had more breast than you do!”

While I’m not particularly well endowed (is this a phrase that can be used for breasts? Or is it strictly for penises?) I’d like to think that mine are larger than those of a chicken.

Not the chicken pictured, because she’s got me by a good three cup sizes at least. Just an everyday sort of chicken.

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6 Responses to “Dinner at ours”

  1. on 05 Sep 2008 at 7:24 pm   Jamie

    As a member of the OVERLY endowed club, I can sympathize!

  2. on 08 Sep 2008 at 9:39 am   soapbox.SUPERSTAR

    Hahahaha! That kid is awesome!

  3. on 08 Sep 2008 at 3:19 pm   Atomic Bombshell

    How rude! I mean, seriously… I love that kid.

  4. on 09 Sep 2008 at 5:37 am   bibi

    That is priceless.

  5. on 09 Sep 2008 at 11:38 am   Kevin

    I’m a leg man, myself. Ha.

  6. on 10 Sep 2008 at 9:43 am   zydeco fish

    OK, that is hilarious.