Drivel, pure drivel.

The story went something like this:

Him: She’s hot. I wouldn’t mind fucking her.

Her: He’s sexy, and I haven’t been laid in 5 years, even though I am a Vegas showgirl with huge tits, I am a puritanical single mother that uses a vibrator all the time.

Him: Man, I’m glad we are having lots of sex, but there is no future.

Her: He’s got a huge penis, too bad there is no future.

Him: I love her, but there is no possible future together.

Her: I love him, too bad he doesn’t want anything more than good sex.

And it was lame.