I woke up this morning with a spider bite. On my butt.
That means there are spiders. IN MY BED!!

I had this stoner like epiphany tonight about how all of life can be pretty well worked out in the differences between making love and fucking.
Only I wasn’t stoned, and it’s not worked out well enough to share.
So. Maybe tomorrow.
Oh. I do have a joke though!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there)
Control freak. Now you say, […]

Coffee. Wifebeater. Jeans. Pigtails. A very surly face. A head ache from hell.
I went out with a girl from work last night. There was much, much too much drinking.
Good fun but my crazy people encounter quota has been well and truly filled for a long time to come. […]

They really don’t fall far from the tree.
I just uploaded the pictures off Duncan’s memory card… there was some funny, funny stuff there. But what struck me most was that this kid, even though sometimes I wonder, he’s definitely mine. I don’t often take pictures of my own ass (although I’m […]

And it starts…
Sometime around midnight
Or at least that’s when
You lose yourself
For a minute or two
As you stand…
Under the barlights
And the band plays some song
About forgetting yourself for a while
And the piano’s this melancholy soundcheck
To her smile
And that white dress she’s wearing
You haven’t seen her
For a while
But you know…
That she’s watching
She’s laughing, she’s turning
She’s holding her […]

I’ve been really, really into covers lately. Tonight I’m going to share 13 of my favorites for your listening pleasure.
Right click and “save as”.
And recommend some other great ones!!
1.) If You Leave - Nada Surf
2.) Blackbird - Sarah McLachlan
3.) Jolene - Mindy Smith
4.) Wild Horses […]