Posted in the Boy, amusing on August 18th, 2008 5 Comments »
Charlotte (the cat) brought a dead bird in for Duncan and I to find after we got home from soccer practice.
Charming. But whatever, it’s neither here nor there.
I asked Duncan if he’d get it out of the house for me and he said, “No way. Not me. I […]
Posted in amusing, on working on August 14th, 2008 8 Comments »
I’m going to preface this with the fact that I LOVE this story. So much.
I was talking to a client about income verification but she was having a really hard time understanding what I wanted from her. Because she couldn’t remember where she previously worked. Three months ago. This conversation ensued:
Me: […]
Today, one of my teeth got chipped. This, I do not like. I don’t like the new edge in my mouth, it feels wrong when my tongue touches it. I do not like it because the only thing I had eaten when I noticed it was a salad… and really, since when […]
Posted in the Boy, amusing on June 23rd, 2008 4 Comments »
Friday Duncan went with me to a meeting. After awhile he was getting squirrelly and I said, “Why don’t you practice Guernsey behavior.” This, because I have been thinking a lot about his potential to HORRIFY his Grandparents*.
The person I was meeting with asked, “Guernsey behavior?”
And Duncan, in all his wonderfulness says, “My […]
Posted in amusing, miscellaneous on June 13th, 2008 2 Comments »
On a Dodge Ram:
“Boys slide it. Men ram it.”
It’s official. My Grandparents came home from Arizona today. That means that it’s spring. It doesn’t matter that it snowed on and off all day today. It’s SPRING! And I couldn’t be more thrilled.
We went over to visit as soon as I got off work, they are both tanned and […]