Posted in the Boy, amusing on August 18th, 2008 5 Comments »
Charlotte (the cat) brought a dead bird in for Duncan and I to find after we got home from soccer practice.
Charming. But whatever, it’s neither here nor there.
I asked Duncan if he’d get it out of the house for me and he said, “No way. Not me. I […]
Posted in amusing, on working on August 14th, 2008 8 Comments »
I’m going to preface this with the fact that I LOVE this story. So much.
I was talking to a client about income verification but she was having a really hard time understanding what I wanted from her. Because she couldn’t remember where she previously worked. Three months ago. This conversation ensued:
Me: […]
Posted in amusing, miscellaneous, laugh or cry on July 24th, 2008 4 Comments »
Today, one of my teeth got chipped. This, I do not like. I don’t like the new edge in my mouth, it feels wrong when my tongue touches it. I do not like it because the only thing I had eaten when I noticed it was a salad… and really, since when […]
Posted in the Boy, amusing on June 23rd, 2008 4 Comments »
Friday Duncan went with me to a meeting. After awhile he was getting squirrelly and I said, “Why don’t you practice Guernsey behavior.” This, because I have been thinking a lot about his potential to HORRIFY his Grandparents*.
The person I was meeting with asked, “Guernsey behavior?”
And Duncan, in all his wonderfulness says, “My […]
Posted in amusing, miscellaneous on June 13th, 2008 2 Comments »
On a Dodge Ram:
“Boys slide it. Men ram it.”
Posted in amusing, family, being thankful on March 27th, 2008 7 Comments »
It’s official. My Grandparents came home from Arizona today. That means that it’s spring. It doesn’t matter that it snowed on and off all day today. It’s SPRING! And I couldn’t be more thrilled.
We went over to visit as soon as I got off work, they are both tanned and […]