Posted in the Boy, thinking, miscellaneous on August 12th, 2008 9 Comments »
We got Sea Monkey’s in April. First, they are still alive. That in itself kind of amazes me as every other attempt has failed miserably.
At first I was enamored with the idea of little freeze dried shrimp coming to life under our watchful care. But now? […]
Posted in thinking, miscellaneous on July 25th, 2008 10 Comments »
The Kid and I are going to Montana tomorrow. Instead of doing anything productive, like laundry, or charging my camera battery…
I’m watching the Food Network. I do not like Giada De Laurentiis. I do like Paula Deen.
Posted in amusing, miscellaneous, laugh or cry on July 24th, 2008 4 Comments »
Today, one of my teeth got chipped. This, I do not like. I don’t like the new edge in my mouth, it feels wrong when my tongue touches it. I do not like it because the only thing I had eaten when I noticed it was a salad… and really, since when […]
Posted in miscellaneous, what.the.fuck. on July 22nd, 2008 5 Comments »
I just got a phone call from… myself. The caller ID had my name and my number on it.
When I answered, it was a prerecorded sales offer from the DISH network.
Weird.
Posted in amusing, miscellaneous on June 13th, 2008 2 Comments »
On a Dodge Ram:
“Boys slide it. Men ram it.”
Posted in bitch, miscellaneous on June 10th, 2008 7 Comments »
… for the perfect pair of jeans. I hemmed an almost perfect pair tonight, which I’d never done before. Maybe that’s the trick. But really? I’m not especially short. I’m 5′6″. And I almost always wear heels. Yet, I cannot manage to find a pair of jeans that […]