Today was a Monday. Such a Monday.
It started with having to chase down the bus because we missed it (and having to deal with the bus at all because I got a bollocking about being late everyday. Which, to be fair, I have been late every single day since school started […]

On Friday the air conditioner guy came into my office. Half the building has had no AC over the summer, and while it wasn’t so much a problem as it wasn’t being used, it’s becoming a problem now that it is. All this is fine and well, everyone was glad he was there […]

I’m going to preface this with the fact that I LOVE this story. So much.
I was talking to a client about income verification but she was having a really hard time understanding what I wanted from her. Because she couldn’t remember where she previously worked. Three months ago. This conversation ensued:
Me: […]

A four year old called me baby today. Then he told me that I looked cute and ran off to perform some ninja tricks.
This made me laugh a lot. Four seems awfully young to be using flattery.

One of my co-workers brought me a big ol’ bottle of tequila back from Mexico. Another one brought me baklava. Really, do we need any more of an explanation that that?
I must say, that after two weeks off, I wasn’t looking forward to coming back this morning. I didn’t […]

This is a great example of why I love my job.
Yesterday the dispenser in the bathroom was almost out of soap. I was going to fill it, only I didn’t know where the soap was kept. So I asked my boss.
Me: We are almost out of soap, where do we […]