I need to talk about money again. This time it’s less of a poor, poor Toryssa post and more of a fucking banks post.
I’ve recently opened a new checking account. New bank is more convenient and also? They offered me $101, a deal I couldn’t refuse. Old bank told me they’d […]

School picture day as an adult… it’s far, far less exciting.
I forgot completely about the whole picture thing being today. My hair was a wild, wild mess. Wait, it IS a wild, wild (and unwashed) mess. My clothes not only didn’t match, but there is a STAIN on my cardigan. […]

This morning at work, right as I was about to start interviewing potential new staff, I ran to the bathroom. As I was washing my hands and checking myself out, as you do, I noticed… wait. What? I wasn’t wearing any makeup.
I forgot to put makeup on.
I’d done everything else… […]

I just got a phone call from… myself. The caller ID had my name and my number on it.
When I answered, it was a prerecorded sales offer from the DISH network.
Weird.

I’m not a great fan of small talk at the best of times. I’d rather say nothing than talk for the sake of it. And I’d rather leave the room than talk about nothing with someone I don’t know (or don’t like, depending). I’m not impolite, I just can’t be asked with […]

I got comment spam that said:
“This isn’t even worth discussing. I don’t see what you are so excited about. [insert link to a latex fetish site here]”
Since when are insults the best way to market porn? I mean, I’m not sure what the best tactic to get the most hits from the […]