Today the topic of being left came up and there was some debate as to whether it would be better to be left for someone of the opposite sex, or of the same.
Personally, I think it would be much better to have my spouse leave me for someone of the same sex. Then […]

Why is it that kids (read: my kid) wake up before dawn on weekends, and pretty much any other day that I might be able to sleep in… but on school days must pulled out of bed amidst semi-hysterics?
Also, why is the number one search that leads to this blog about red pubic hair? […]

Now with ice cream. Who would have thought, right? Ice cream. In a milkshake.
I was out today and drove by a restaurant with a big sign outside that advertising Real Ice Cream Shakes. This, it’s strange. Had I been asked just yesterday, I would have been pretty confident that there […]

When you say the year, how do you say it?
“Two-thousand eight”?
“Two-thousand and/an/’n eight”?
“Twenty-oh-eight”?
Or some other way?

I’ve got an ethics question for you all.
Here is the scene (I am the green car):
I am at a stop sign, behind a blue Volvo. It’s raining and miserable and wet. The Volvo pulls out slowly to turn right away…

Only, the Volvo didn’t see , or didn’t look for, the blue […]